Whats a cool name for my friend?

He's not really a friend, but he sits at my lunch table and he gave me a cool nickname. Then he told me to get a nickname for him before friday (tomorrow). His name is Kyle Hamilton. Any nickname is good. it can use his first name, last name, both, or neither. It can just be a good rhyme of his name or just wordplay.As long as its clever and relates to his name somehow. The only thing i could think of is Kyle Ham and Cheese. its pretty bad, i know, thats why im askin you guys.